The (Very)Table is such a great invention that we don't even mind its annoying use of punctuation. Switching from married life to bachelorhood in a matter of moments, the table works as a hostile takeover desk during the day and a client-entertaining pool table/hooker bed at night.

Crafted from steel and composite materials, then finished with brushed aluminum, it weighs in at a respectable 660lbs. The conversion process takes 8 steps that includes a crank (so you know it's gotta be good). Hit the jump for pictures of the process and the link for a slowly loading video. – Mark Wilson

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