Some say sponsor shoutouts should happen on a Friday, or perhaps Saturday. Why not Monday, I say, when the fruits of this venture finance another session of restorative life-extension treatments for our glorious leader. If you'd like to pay for another one of Count Denton's cocoons, take it up with Ops.
This week, as the burst pod spills nutrient jellies across the floor, our sponsors include:
• Business Software Alliance "Promoting a Safe and Legal Digital World" That they eat children is unproven.
• Outward Sound "Innovative Portable Audio Devices"
• Roku "The world's coolest music player."
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