Download the U.S. Constitution to Your iPod

It wouldn't hurt you to read it, either, you hippies.
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humor 174 290,347 Best. Technical College. Ad. Ever.
sports 139 16,012 Bean Bag Padding Protects Your Noggin Better Than Foam
os x mountain lion 138 98,720 Everything Apple’s Trying to Kill with OS X Mountain Lion
apple 133 52,920 You Can Have $15 or a Bumper Case from Apple’s Antennagate Settlement
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lighting 93 20,778 A Magnetic Metal Ball Is the Secret To This Designer Lamp’s Flexibility
OSX Apps 88 31,394 How to Keep Your Mac’s SSD Trim and Healthy
security 86 59,704 Here’s How to See If the FBI Might Cut Off Your Internet March 8th
cars 77 16,072 Ageism: Why Does This Vette Bed Only Come In Kid Sizes?
nuclear 71 66,773 These Are the Routes for All US Military Nuclear Weapons Trucks
wtf 70 46,444 Walmart Security Cameras Catch Chunky Naked Guy Stealing Socks
humor 65 23,308 This Week’s Top Web Comedy Video: Student Loan STDs
aircraft 61 128,215 The Incredible Engineering Behind History’s Greatest Airships
toys 56 23,228 Wi-Fi Controller Lets You Operate Any RC Toy From Your iPhone
cases 54 11,656 Ridiculous Fur Case Adds Brushing To Your iPhone Cleaning Ritual
food 50 115,504 Taco Bell Has an 85 Million Taco Shell Reserve Prepared for Doritos Onslaught (Updated)
lost and found 50 15,214 Where Espresso Machines Are Born
watch this 49 38,257 Everything That’s Wrong with Patent and Copyright Laws in One Brilliant Video (Updated)
lost and found 48 47,793 Where Microsoft Prints Out Prototype Xbox Controllers—and Then Tortures Them
space 46 41,511 I Have Never Seen Anything Like These Tornadoes On the Surface of the Sun
art 45 8,824 Swing Through the Stars With This Kinect-Controlled Projector
image cache 44 41,801 Invisible Roller Coasters Invade Buenos Aires
artificial intelligence 42 48,721 This Computer Program Is Smarter Than 96 Percent of Humans