Like its namesake, the Scorpion 200 is a plastic combination device that shoots a blinding blast of pepper spray at attackers from up to six feet away, then provides a shocking 200,000 volt sting to anyone still making threatening moves. And like the majestic desert creature itself, the Scorpion also takes refillable liquid shot cartridges and can be purchased for around $130, if you can make it through the product copy ("Evil lurks in the darkest places.") without soiling yourself — another great defense mechanism, let me tell you.
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