Full blown hysterics after the jump.
I'm a penis slicer luddite, I know, but no, for real, no. So why do the people that make SmartKlamp think that — when I wouldn't let a robot, which can maneuver with mathematical precision, touch me — I would use a Bris-O-Matic on my or my progeny's spurters? Is there a market need here? Are scapel-wielding doctors and rabbis not fast enough to get the job done? Is there a worldwide circumcision shortage?
Fine, I'm overreacting, but look at the pictures on the SmartKlamp page (warning, bloody boy genitals ahoy!) and think about the possibility of malfunction. (Thanks, Steven, for the 'tip.')
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