Yet another reason to wake up to pretend you have a reason to live, brought to you by the Timex BT-T244W, an AM/FM clock radio with nature sounds, battery backup, and a smelly discharge of Glade Plugin (Glade actually makes a smell thing of their own). The aromatherapy dispersion feature makes it something like a time-based Febreze ScentStories, without the story-based claptrap. It can be yours for just $60, or you could just put your coffee maker on a $5 timer.
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