You're alone and you're wondering why. The ladies—or men—don't look twice at you. Your "I Stood In the Wrong Line for Star Wars III" sweatshirt isn't getting the kind of attention you had hoped for at work and your Match.com ad isn't getting any click traffic. What to do?
iPodStyles—the iPod sticker company to the stars—has the solution. WheelFilms will turn your boring old clickwheel into a cow-patterned or cheetah striped LOVEwheel, just in time for Speedo season. Hit the park behind your house in a pair of short shorts and a tank top and your tricked-out iPod. Then they'll really sit up and take notice. The police might even come if you don't stop hiding in the bushes.