What's that, Drinky Smurf? Can't get enough of the bathtub gin? Well sidle up to this 180 Degree martini bar—or, better yet, put two together, get yourself drunk, get in, and then try to sit in the corner—and slurp yourself into mad oblivion. The kit includes Kohler fixtures, in-line water purifier, and in-line quick-recovery instant water heater for warshing up.
Priced at about $6,000, this looks like something that would go great next to the ice sculpture of the gladiator that pees vodka. Are you getting this, future MBA Enron types?