11 Machines That Exercise For You, From the Victorian Era to Today

Time was, humans didn't have to worry much about getting exercise. When we had to kill, gather, grow, or herd our own food, working out happened naturally. Of course, as soon as we figured out how to avoid those laborious chores, we did. Not long after, we had to come up with new ways of staying in shape; hence, exercise.

Exercising is an energy-draining and time-consuming process, so the minute we started making machines to do our labor, we also made machines to do our workouts for us. In fact, if it weren't for Victorian ingenuity, such terrible places as the sweat-drenched neon-lit 24-hour gyms would not exist.

While some of their inventions evolved into modern gym equipment, many were as physically useless as they were absurd-looking. Despite what you might think, such pointless exercise contraptions are not just things of the past. In fact, most of them have modern counterparts that are sold on TV informercials today. Here's a look at effort-free exercise gizmos through the ages.

Victorian Era

11 Machines That Exercise For You, From the Victorian Era to Today

Swedish physician Gustav Zander is the man to blame for "the gym." His Zander Institute, established in the late 1800s, featured 27 machines he designed himself to help his wealthy clientele improve fitness. Some of these were the forebears to StairMasters and modern weight machines. Others, like this ab-rolling machine (above) or horse-riding simulator (below), had little more physical benefit than a good massage.

11 Machines That Exercise For You, From the Victorian Era to Today

In late 1800s America, Dr. John Harvey Kellogg was the chief physician at the famous Battle Creek Sanitarium in Michigan, a high-end health resort that inspired the 1994 movie, "The Road to Wellville." Kellogg, who invented corn flakes and bran flakes with his brother, Will Keith Kellogg, the founder of the Kellogg's cereal company, had some unorthodox ideas about health.

11 Machines That Exercise For You, From the Victorian Era to Today

Outside of crunchy cereal goodness, perhaps Kelloggs' mostly lasting legacy is the concept of vibrating your way to fitness. Thanks to the marvelous development of harnessed electricity, he engineered a wooden vibrating chair (above) around 1900, which he claimed could clear out the intestines, dissolve backaches and headaches, and improve muscle tone. Apparently, this chair was so uncomfortable—painful, even—that no one wanted to use it. So much for sitting your way to slender! For the moment …

The 1920s and 1930s

Corsets fell out of fashion in the Roaring Twenties, but inventors found other ways to incorporate bondage into passive fitness. This 1921 Molby Revolving Hammock (below) promised to stretch your muscles as it straightened your spine and calmed your nerves. For the ladies, there was the promise of an hourglass figure, with a smaller waist and "fuller chest."

11 Machines That Exercise For You, From the Victorian Era to Today

Naturally, people still loved the idea of sitting and letting the chair do the work. Zander's horse-simulation concept made a comeback with this 1931 Mechanical Wondercycle Exercisulator(below), a "hobbyhorse for adults." Text in "Popular Science" magazine asserted the trotting motion could work the muscles in the legs, back, stomach, and neck.

11 Machines That Exercise For You, From the Victorian Era to Today

This 1936 mechanized Magic Chair (below) offered multiple ways for a lady to slim down and become more attractive by simply sitting. She could slenderize her waist by letting it twist her side-to-side, work away bulk from her ankles, and, finally, massage her chin to a small shape while stretching her spine and correcting her posture.

11 Machines That Exercise For You, From the Victorian Era to Today

Even though we think of vibrating belt machines as products of the '50s, they were first introduced in 1928, by none other than Kellogg's health facility, as the Battle Creek Health Builder (below, right). Women wanting to attain a svelte flapper figure hoped to vibrate their fat away.

11 Machines That Exercise For You, From the Victorian Era to Today

1950s, '60s, and '70s

Vibrating belt machines became even more popular when soldiers came home from World War II, as their wives and girlfriends put away their sturdy shoes and work dungarees and tried to look more like the bombshells of pinup magazines that kept the men company those lonely nights abroad. The style of the day (stiletto heels, Christian Dior dresses) required a smaller waist and bigger bust line. What about those ladies stuck with stubborn love handles? They tried to vibrate their way to a tiny waist, naturally. The innate silliness of these devices made for comedy gold—they were spoofed everywhere from cartoons to "I Love Lucy" to "Pee-Wee's Playhouse." Still, they remained popular well into the 1970s.

11 Machines That Exercise For You, From the Victorian Era to Today

Today

Think the products above are hysterical objects of the past? Not so much.

11 Machines That Exercise For You, From the Victorian Era to Today

We also believe in the magic of vibration, but instead of using cumbersome machines to get our shake on, modern technology puts all that power into a portable fanny pack. Don this belt (below, left), and poof! You become bodacious babe or muscle-bound hunk, free of unsightly belly fat. Or maybe a little trembling action will make your weights (below, right) work better and faster on your quest for better arms.

11 Machines That Exercise For You, From the Victorian Era to Today

Today's Sauna Belt uses the mystic fat-busting powers of "infrared rays," making it the modern equivalent of the electric corset. Not surprisingly, people with high cholesterol and heart trouble are warned against using that particular gadget. What’s the most useless exercise machine you’ve ever seen or purchased yourself? Let us know below.


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