TX-2 BUTTPROBEjohnb7/01/05 10:16amEditPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalink This image was lost some time after publication, but you can still view it here. Ok. Now that you've cleaned your coffee from your keyboard, just relax. There won't mention of the anal canal anywhere in this post. The BUTTPROBE is a stomp box for guitarists and vocalists. It features heavy distortion thanks to a set of 4BN6 vacuum tubes designed to create a big mess when you press twist the FIST and REAM buttons dials. Each one is hand-painted and illustrated with epithets and a strange mix of human waste, alien intrusions, and all sorts of terrible jive. Yes, you get ALL THAT for only $549. Plus, thanks to the magic of the Internets, we can receive emails in our boxes that include the following quote, which I believe is the perfect starting paragraph to my new novel: Advertisement We feel that the TX-2 BUTTPROBE is far more extreme than the famed Sherman Filterbank, and far more tube-freaky than your mother's enema kit.Product Page [Metasonix]Gear from Kinja DealsBestsellers: Amazon FireBuying Guide: NespressoAmazon's Gold Box Can't Make You Taller, and Probably Can't Make You a Baller. It's Still Fun Though.