As a special service to our readers, we have decided to introduce our eBay Deal of the Day, provided by our special eBay correspondent, Jurgen of LastMinute-Auction. Today's special find, straight from the annals of medical miscellany, comes this resuscitate mannequin with working vagina and rectum.
Now I understand these things save lives and act as training systems for CPR et al. But the fact that the seller highlighted the working reproductive/waste removal organs is a bit weird. I cut out the dirty bits so you won't get in trouble at work.