Sausage Carving

Jurgen, our eBay Ninja, found this charming little site that teaches you how to carve hot dogs into little shapes. Apparently the people in Japan are so bored they have to resort to making sausage elephants and reading Manga. Give them a paintbrush and some primer. They can come over and paint my stairs.

Sausage Carving Page [Nipponham via LastMinute-Auction]