So you and your lady friend are turning in for the night buy you'd love to get through that last chapter of "The Esquire Compilation of Humorous Stories Involving Policemen and Blondes." Well, have no fear. Now you can lay completely prone and still read a book.
These specs use a prism to send images to your optic nerve. Bidding is now at $16.45, but you'd better move fast. Mr. Magoo is in the market for these.
I'm sure this was once uber-chic and cool but now I see it as a great way to get a migraine. Just buy a pillow and sit up, you lazy reading-in-bed bastard.