So I'm going to tell a little story. I can barely remember this, but when I was about 10 my neighbors brought over their dog. It was big German Shepherd. A male. So this dog is running around the house and suddenly there's this big pink crayon under him. I get very confused and then, slowly, the realization dawns on me—that's the thing it pees out of!

So, with that in mind, I present the Dumbo Faucet. Sure, they meant it to look like an elephant's trunk, but lord if that doesn't look like something something pees out of.

Dumbo Kitchen Faucet [Trendir]

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