When is a Shuffle Not a Shuffle?

When it's a Shenzen CrownFast Technology MP270, silly! This direct-from-pirate-heaven-do-not-pass-Go audio player is so Cease and Desist-tastic that it's almost like someone in China doesn't care about 'merican lawyers. Let's take a closer look, shall we? The control pad - pretty Shuffle-istic. The lanyard and cap? Nice and Shuffle-y. The switch? Looks like a Shuffle to me. But what's that blue thing? A screen? All this and a screen, too? This could be called the Mighty Shuffle!

Crownfast Technology's MP270... *slight* shuffle resemblance [DAPReview]