S-Board Two-Wheeled Skateboard - Don't Say We Didn't Warn You

You saw what happened to Wallace Packard down the street. He's paralyzed! From head to neck! Don't you correct me. He's hurt from that crazy skating you're doing. And this is even worse. Two wheels? Well, Mister, you can't even pick up your clothes off the floor and you're going to ride on two wheels? Why don't you do some homework instead of riding on two wheels. Where are you going? Come back here. We're not done talking about this, not by a long shot, Mister.

S-Board: The two-wheeled skateboard [T3]