Candles, a bottle of red, some massage oils, and an OSX Intel torrent. It might not be like the first time, but it won't be the last, baby. Come on over here and sit next to me on the bearskin rug. We'll listen to a little Barry White, install a crack, and make our Vaio a Powerbook. In just a few minutes we'll be browsing with Safari and Desktop widgeting our way to undreamed-of heights of pleasure. What's that? No, OS X will never come between us, Windows Vista. Don't worry. Just lay back. Let me patch iTunes.