I've never really fallen for the "fancily colored" gear like U2 black iPods and orange RAZRs—they don't exist, BTW. Got your mouth watering for a minute there, design boys?—but we might as well show some love to this Mr. Cartoon black Sidekick. While not unhackable, you can be stylishly chic with your all-black Mr. Cartoon-branded hiptop. Mr. Cartoon is the tattoo artist to the stars and his ink has appeared on Ludacris, Travis Barker, and the Queen Mother, so you'll be in good company.