The keytar revolution is among us. Soon every band in the world will have a dedicated keytar player. The guys behind this amazing musical device just got the Keytar Inc website going and they also purchased a factory in Arkansas to manufacturer these keytars. Oh, I forgot to mention what the hell a keytar is in the first place.

It's a huge triangular 12-string semi-acoustic guitar with no neck or fingerboard - instead, there's a one-octave piano keyboard which somehow mutes the strings.

The keytar guys plan on selling these for $999 each.

Look on my Keytar, ye mighty, and despair! [Music Thing]

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