Digital Turntable-in-a-Tree Stump

Raise your hand if this describes you: Bah, you say to the cheap turntables in the desert. You're a serious DJ, and you want a high-torque deck you can scratch on. You want it controlling a custom Max/MSP software patch for sound generation. And you want it in a tree trunk form factor, because there's nothing like a deck in a stump. You people are just so predictable.

David Ellis' Turntable Trunks and Other Digital Deck Art [Create Digital Music]