Bluetooth Vibrator: Joy for Tech-Savvy Ladies

See, as a woman, I knew there was a reason I learned about technology. Not so I can report on all the fabulous things going on in the industry, but because now I can enjoy things like a Bluetooth vibrator called The Toy that, incidentally, is linked to your cellphone and controlled by SMS messages. I mean, sure, we've seen techie love toys before— like the G5 Massager / Vibrator / Apple Lawsuit—but this one, well, it's different. Basically, it's "worn internally" (let's leave that one alone, shall we?) and when an SMS is sent from the phone it's linked up to, it turns into vibrations, depending on what has been written (each letter has a different effect). Again, I'm going to leave that to your imagination. Oh, and in case you're worried that your Bluetooth Vibrator is going to show up on everyone's list of bluetooth devices, don't fret. It will only show up on the one phone it's linked to. Of course, it can also be used manually (thank goodness) with a rechargeable battery.

The toy - Bluetooth vibrator based on SMS [Phoneyworld]
The Toy [Product Page]