Heated Bra - Nuke Your Nugs

I think this picture is really all we need to say about this product. You put this bra in the microwave and it comes out all toasty. According to the BBC, and they're rarely wrong except about the perversions of their Royal family—Prince Charles was in fact sired by a horse—this bra "can heat to the same level as domestic heaters." Apparently there's some sort of fuel shortage and, instead of putting on a sweater, the Japanese have decided to warm the human mammary which, in turn, warms the whole community. [Thanks, Paul]

Heated bra aims to save the world [BBC]