Some blokes—that's British for guys—in Britain posted this full XBox 360 experience package, currently going for about $10. It's not a 360 per se, but it's actually these guys dressed up like aliens who will shoot you with paintballs to get the real-life thrills of Halo 2 (??)—"For another 50 quid Andys brother reckons we can blow up a tractor."— and then you can borrow one of their scooters to get the full MotoGP3 experience. We're assuming one will sing to you, as well, in order to recreate the whole "I can plug my iPod in for a custom soundtrack" experience.
xbox 360 gaming experience [Ebay.UK]