Bris-B-Gone

This one is for all the guys out there who may be down on their luck. Perhaps the mohel at your bris just wasn't having a good day and you lost a little more foreskin than you'd like. So get some Senslip. Senslip is being marketed as the first publicly-available retractable foreskin for circumcised men. Allow me to quote some madness from OhGizmo! here:

"Developed by Viafin-Atlas out of Salisbury, England, it allows a circumcised man to proudly present himself in all of his unaltered glory. The company claims that 'SenSlip will help restore the sensitivity of the penis, and protect the glans from the dryness and chafing caused by constant exposure to, and rubbing against, clothing'"

Yeah, so let me get this straight: This product is going to help restore the action to my Jackson? Perhaps some Senslip, Viagra, and a bottle of rum will get me back in the sack with my wife? Interesting product here. Leave a comment if you could get some real use out of this or have tried the Senslip before. I'll leave all the "Get Shorty" jokes out for now.

Senslip, Artificial Foreskin (Yeah, That Foreskin) [OhGizmo!]