A Missouri woman was rushed to a hospital after she swallowed her cell phone. The swallowing was completely intentional, she gulped down the mobile phone after a fight with her boyfriend where he was demanding the phone from her and she refused to give it. So to settle everything she decided to swallow it. I really hope it was one of those 1980's Zac Morris cell phones, because that would be a hell of a circus act. Mistreated Missouri, was this you?
Update: It turns out that this woman did not voluntarily swallow here phone after all. Which means this went from being a mildly humorous news entry to the perhaps the un-funniest item in recent memory.
Woman Swallows Phone [Mobile Burn]