Airports are a pain in the ass, period. Thousands of people everywhere, security up the butt (sometimes literally), high prices, delays, etc. This gadget is a way to make the experience more enjoyable for you, but 10 times worse for everyone else around you. This luggage features two 3-inch speakers, an amplifier and even a 4-inch subwoofer. It has an input for any type of audio player that features the standard 1/8-inch jack and it also has a microphone if you feel the need to give a mid-airport sermon. The microphone could provide some funny airport bomb pranks that would likely get you kicked out of the United States forever, but hey, that s the cost of being funny. Only $329 for a one-way trip to being that annoying guy at the airport.

The Rolling Luggage Stereo System [MusicGizmos]

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