Flava Flav, This DAP's For You

Seriously Flava, wearing analog clocks around your neck is so 1995. With your new reality show coming up you need to get with modern technology and ditch the clock. Join the likes of Dog the Bounty Hunter by becoming a MP3 player-toting C-list celebrity. This is the mimi 721 MP3 player straight out of China. It has 128MB of flash memory and is worn pendant-style around the neck. Flava, with that much space you could easily fit all of your hit songs on it along with the entire Garth Brooks discography box set. This won't even break the bank at $23.

MP3 player iPod-Style [Akihabara]