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Tags: Lazy toys, battery powered flotation device, marketed with picture of guy using armrest beer holder.

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Technological Innovation: Two motorized propellers on the bottom.

Overhead quote: "I guess if you can't afford a boat..."

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Uses: Buy two of these and play chicken in the swimming pool.

Peripheral Device: Remote controlled floating drink tray.