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Yarrrrrr! Listen up pirates, don't let those hax0rs of the world get your booty while you're filling out the weekly TPS reports. Lock those goods up with this device. The only way to get this treasure chest open is by typing in the correct password with the integrated Pirate Booty Protection software. Expect to pay around $63 for complete security for your gold bars and gems.

Storage: USB treasure chest [TechJapan]