$3,500 Gold-Plated USB Key

What is it with luxury today? Here we have a $3,500 gold- and diamond-encrusted USB key for the U.A.E. Sheik who has everything. Made by White Lake, this monster will come in sizes of up to 1GB, but that really doesn't matter, does it.

"This product will open new markets for us," said White Lake owner Rob van Berkom, in a statement. "We have sold huge amounts of personalized USB stick with logos over the past year. Our customers used them as a give-away. Some of them asked us for a more exclusive product line. This stick meets their demand, so we expect to sell quite a few of them."

I just know this will go great with my platinum colostomy bag.

$3,500 USB Key Sports Gold, Diamonds [Extremetech]