If you're a misanthrope who can't stand to hear noises made by the idiots at your office or the idiots on your daily commute, you might want to check out the John Deere Noise Canceling Headset. It cancels noise at 18 decibels, apparently the highest rate of all the active noise reduction headsets currently on the market. According to their website, it's "the only headset specially tuned to reduce the ambient repetitive noise produced by residential and commercial lawn tractors, agricultural equipment and hand held products such as gas trimmers, leaf blowers." You'll never have to hear a stranger discussing the intricacies of their STD over a cellphone ever again!

John Deere Noise Canceling Headset [John Deere Gifts]
John Deere Noise Canceling Headset [The Uber-Review]

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