LG Emotional Series Monitors

Reading the press release for the LG Emotional series monitor is like getting a massage and being licked by kittens at the same time. Monitor specifications be damned, LG loves me and wants to provide relief from everyday hassles of long hours of computer use. They accomplish this through the Feng Shui of flatscreen LCD monitor design, luxurious glossy finishing and three (count em: three!) types of stands. This sort of pure unadulterated marketing hype should incorporate a picture of a windblown Fabio instead of a picture of the monitor.