If you've ever thought your life was perfect only to have the illusion cruelly shattered by your inability to spread butter straight from the fridge onto your breakfast toast, you can now live the dream for real with the ButterWizard temperature controlled butter dish. Keep it on the recharging station plugged into the wall in the kitchen or bring it to the table and have it run on internal batteries—the latter option allows the ButterWizard to keep your butter at the temperature of your choice for up to two hours. The result: perfectly spreadable butter year-round, regardless of the actual weather. Aren't you glad you live in the future?
The ButterWizard is £34.95 in the UK, not currently available in the US but maybe if we're lucky it'll hit the late night infomercial circuit here soon.