Self-Stirring Cup

Mariah Carey is so lazy she has an assistant to put a straw in her mouth so she can drink during press conferences, so it's a good bet she's probably lazy enough to have her assistant stir her coffee for her. We can't tell you how to make enough money to be able to afford such a lifestyle, but for $22 you can buy this cup that stirs its contents by itself at the press of a button. Quality of life is relative, man. It's all relative.

Whirl Wind Cup [gadget.brando.com.hk, via Uber-Review]