80,000-Volt Shocking Suitcase

If for some reason you decide that it would be a good idea to walk around with 80,000 volts, here's the thing for you. For the low price of $1,080 this security-minded European suitcase could be yours. Controlled via a remote control, the suitcase will first emit a 107 db sound to ward off would-be intruders. Should the loud noise fail to drive away your enemies, a second activation of the remote control will turn on the suitcase's 80,000 volts, just enough to teach the fiend a good lesson (and immediately drop the case). Not recommended for children, we'd imagine.

80,000 volt attache case. [The Red Ferret Journal]

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