Triton Luxury Body Dryer

As much as we'd like to intelligently ruminate in this post on whether future technology and social attitudes will be advanced enough for us to not actually have or want to get wet to get clean, we just can't, cause we're too busy laughing at this silly graphic on the right we found on the Triton Body Dryer page.

No more wet towels, no more cold bathrooms—who cares? The model is being heated by WORDS.

Triton Body Dryer [via ubergizmo]