Stainless Egg Odor-Eater

We kind of love how the copy for the Stainless Egg Odor-Eater reads like an anti-perspirant/deodorant commercial: "Chop onions and garlic with confidence!"

For $11.95, this metal egg will sit in your kitchen looking vaguely like an exotic, expensive sex toy and will supposedly let you remove pungent smells from your hands just by picking it up.

WMF Stainless Egg Odor-Eater [Table Tools, via Kitchen Contraptions]