Us to Samsung: Viral Marketing Doesn't Work, Please Stop

Did you ever click a link and then have the window open up somewhere under all your other windows and then all of a sudden some crappy happy house starts wiggling through your speakers and you can't find the window to turn it off and then you find out it's some half-assed viral marketing crap designed to create a buzz for a product—most probably a UMPC—that's already been flogged to death but by God they have a little countdown timer on there in hopes that your ass will return and stare at an annoying, constantly looping commercial?

Well it just happened to me. It's something called WhatsEveryoneLookingAt and we have a few ideas after the jump.

Viral Marketing Junk That You Should Not Click if You Don't Want to Tear Your Ears Off [Samsung]

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