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Like the painted harlots that once danced for David, these Mac minis bring shame unto the house of Jobs. For it is said that when a mini colors itself or lengthens its neck to be more beautiful, it is a harlot and drives men to lust after her. FastMac even includes a special putty knife to remove your old cover.

Starting at $69.95—more lust!—FastMac can paint up the top of your mini in a few days and there's even a beige model with rainbox Apple logo for that retro feel.

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