Manicure Necklace

When it just doesn't feel appropriate to whip out your 40-piece hand, foot, and butt-crack cleaning kit, we offer this charming piece of functional jewelry. This dog-tag-shaped thing allows you to file down and then clean the feces, blood, and hair from under your coke nail. I'm saying WTF on this one, but you do what you need to do to keep clean.

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