Well hello, Mr. Steel Tycoon. We understand that you're in the market for a new cellphone, yes? Well, when pseudo luxury just won't do (coughrazrcough) why not step up to the big leagues with the Goldvish La Million de La Nuit, a cellphone encrusted with diamonds and designed Emmanuel Guit. A million dollars buys you a cellphone with 2GB of memory, Bluetooth, a USB connection (ring tones!) and an FM tuner, just in case you wanted to know if the weather was good enough to take out your private helicopter for a ride. Apparently, there's only one in the world, so don't don't even bother going to eBay to try to pick one up.
The Million Dollar Cell Phone [TechEBlog]