Combine high tech satellite technology with 1970s design with the Belkin XM Boombox. A white, water-resistant cover shields the player from the sweaty half of sweating to the oldies. The other half, no such luck. There's no insulating against old people.
Powered by 8 C batteries (who the hell has C batteries?) or an AC adapter. Available now for $99.99. Despite the product numbering, Daniel Craig wouldn't be caught dead with this.