Compact G Fake DS Impresses No One

Remember the official Nintendo Seal of Quality that guaranteed the authenticity of the fine product you just purchased? I bet you won't find the seal on this, the Compact G. By the looks of it, it's a pretty sorry excuse for a Nintendo DS, designed to bilk uninformed children out of their milk money. And their happiness.

Featuring a monochrome screen and...um, several buttons, the Compact G is sort of like getting a big lump of coal for Christmas: it's something, to be sure, but not exactly what you asked Santa for.

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