Anti-Radiation Cellphone Pouch for Wussies

If your cellphone ranks high on the radiation emission list, and if you're generally just afraid of your own shadow and unaware that there is tons of radiation all around you all the time anyway, you might be interested in this anti-radiation pouch for cellphones. It has what the company calls a "specially developed anti-radiation shield" that keeps those creepy-crawley death rays away from your gonads. But what about your head when you're talking on the phone?

At first we thought this might be a way to keep your privacy intact, shielding RFID info from prying sensors, but this product has its special anti-radiation shields just on the backside of the pouch, supposedly keeping you safe while definitely emptying your wallet of $24.99. It's your money, sucka.

Product Page [Block EMF, via über-gizmo]