What? C'mon now. Do you really need to have your GPS, your PDA and your cellphone mounted on your bike at the same time? RAM Mounts think you do, and is offering this mount for $7.63 (weird price) that holds brands like Garmin, Magellan, TomTom, and others.
Is this what J Allard would want? No, he would ride his bike down that damn mountain, kick ass and chew gum, and he's all out of sugar-free gum (he's diabetic so he has to watch his intake).
(We have no idea whether he's diabetic or not.)