Poop Freeze Creates Excretory ConfectionsS

Blast that shit with a $12.99 can of Poop Freeze, turning your pet's hefty hunk of steaming junk into an ice sculpture complete with a white crusty film that makes it oh-so-scrumptulicious to pick up.

Best of all, it contains no CFCs and doesn't harm vegetation. Plus, instead of carrying around that warm mushy plastic bag in your pocket, now you can carry around a disgusting ice ball. Big improvement.

Product Page [EntirelyPets, via The Consumerist]