Lifestat Keychain Emergency Neck Puncturer
"Oops, was that the jugular. Take it easy, I'm new at this."

There is one major flaw with this device. While your writhing on the floor, gagging on your own esophagus, how will your rescuer know that you have a neck puncturer handy. Chances are this do-gooder will end up using a ball point pen & you'll be pissed that your $135 investment turned out to be a really expensive keychain ornament.
by uhm...Bob

Researchers Make Robot Hand Controlled By Human Thought
That's dangerously close to the "shocker" hand motion - did I stumble onto fleshbot again?
by C

Phillips Norelco BG2020 Men's Bodygroom Reviewed (Verdict: Wtf)
Just so you know, not all Hoosiers are manscaping freaks.
by Derek, IN

Next for Origami: "Vistagami"
This is worse than Starbuck's! The name is now a mash of two foreign languages, and it all adds up to mean "the most visually appealing aspect of paper", with apologies to the misuse of the word vista.

Apologies also to the Japanese, who have historically been opposed to combining foreign and Japanese words according to Japanese rules of grammar (* + kami = *gami). At least (I hope) MS isn't arrogant enough to change the Japanese part of the word for its homophone meaning "God"...
by jYopp

USB Aroma Fan
Dear Gizmodo: I will simply have to create stronger smells. —The IT Guy.
Rick Dobbs

How To Hold A Camera
Awesome. They forgot to mention that you don't point the lens at your face. And they really should re-inforce that you shouldn't hold the right-hand end with your left hand or your foot...
by takeshi

iBeam Magnifying Watch
I saw one of these in one of those stores that you always see in malls and I was looking at it and the clerk came over and he was like, "I see you're holding a watch," and I said, "This makes no sense," and he says, "It magnifies," and I'm like, "dude."
by Muskrat

Limited Edition LG Washing Machines: Buy It and Prove You're in a Loveless Marriage
I wash my dog in the front loader, too. Problem is, he has a harder time keeping his head above the water, since he's flopping around all the time.

How do you keep him alive?
by legweak

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