Heart-Shaped Box

No time for a sit-down lunch? The Organ Care System let's you take your viable human hearts, kidneys, or livers anywhere, allowing you to enjoy the taste of fresh meat anywhere—in the park, after your workout, or in Deepwater Cave down by the old sawmill on the edge of town.

The Organ Care System keeps organs viable by pumping rich, creamy blood through the tissue, ensuring things don't get too gamey. There's a video here, but you might want to wait until you finish your beef tongue sandwich before clicking through.

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