Whether or not this SecureSpot actually makes your sweet rig safer is irrelevant—just look at how many blinking lights it has! As we all know, lots of blinking lights=ultra secure box.
From D-Link, the SecureSpot DSD-150 features plenty of things to make you feel safer in your Internet travels, including a firewall, spyware protection, virus protection, identity theft protection, pop-up blocker, spam blocker and plenty of parental controls to make sure Junior doesn't wind up going blind at an early age. Never mind that most, if not all, of these features can be had by using things like Linux and Firefox. The included software can be controlled with a Web-based interface, provided your kid hasn't already blocked access to it. So much for common sense being the best type of security.
She's available now for $99.99.