Gnome-Be-Gone

Whose idea where these garden gnomes, anyway? Make fun of your naïve neighbors who think those goofy little garden puppets are cool. Designed by Fred Conlon, the metal yard goblins unceremoniously eliminate that garden gnome's command with extreme prejudice.

The two seriously sinister denizens of hell come complete with one unfortunate victim, taking away the useless dunce cap figurine who still has that red-lipped smirk on his face. You're going to need to bring some serious haterage for those gnomes, though, because it'll cost you $125 for the set.

Product page [uncommon goods, via OhGizmo]